Erm...

[chthonya]

I was going to thank kennahijja for linking to this very promising sorting hat quiz, but I'm not sure I should thank her now... ;)

Squib You scored 8% Slytherin, 24% Ravenclaw, 32% Gryffindor, and 32% Hufflepuff!

Are you sure that you belong at Hogwarts? You show no defined personal characteristics and therefore no house preference. Perhaps you should seriously consider a lucrative career in dentistry or tax preparation -- or allow the Sorting Hat to redetermine your place at a later date.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 1% on Slytherin You scored higher than 30% on Ravenclaw You scored higher than 13% on Gryffindor You scored higher than 34% on Hufflepuff

Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on Ok Cupid

No defined personal characteristics??!! How dare it?

Well, I was never that interested in clothes, anyhow. ;)