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Dear Heidi,
Further to your owl of 31st March, I can hereby confirm that the Online Sorcery Detectors installed at your newly refurbished Recreational Area have passed my final inspection test. I am now able to certify them fully compliant with International Sorcery Organisation standard 27745 3665.
I commend you on the considerable effort that has evidently been expended by Ministry of Magic officials since I last inspected your facilities. I will be pleased to reassure the International Confederation of Wizards that Ministry security has been much improved since June 1996.
However, I am concerned to note from your missive that you are already aware of the time and location of our debriefing meeting. Moreover, when I arrived on site this evening your new facility appeared to have been opened already, prior to the appointed time as shown by the Ministry's own clocks. This would suggest a breach of either the Telemagical Restraint Directive (implemented in Britain as the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Online Sorcery) or the International Statute of Temporal Stability.
As you are no doubt aware, breaching either carries severe consequences, and I look forward to receiving a comprehensive explanation at our meeting tomorrow.
In the meantime, I wish you a very pleasant evening.
Sincerely,
Chthonia
pp RD Taype
High Inquisitor, Secrecy and Security
PS. I think there must be something wrong with your plates. None of the featured cats appear to be moving, and I can assure you this has nothing to do with my inspection.
Couldn't resist picking up the gauntlet!
Along with 110 others, so far - including Lucius, twice (pages 5 and 6). Also recommended are posts by Laica (page 4), Pavonis (awesomely quick off the mark on page 1), PixieOfBadFaith (foot of page 3) and the one that made me laugh aloud, Marie van Agthoven (near the bottom of page 5). Go have a (high-pitched, girlish) giggle!
And if anyone responsible for FAP happens across this entry - great job, guys. Gotta love a fandom with a sense of humour. :)
Further to your owl of 31st March, I can hereby confirm that the Online Sorcery Detectors installed at your newly refurbished Recreational Area have passed my final inspection test. I am now able to certify them fully compliant with International Sorcery Organisation standard 27745 3665.
I commend you on the considerable effort that has evidently been expended by Ministry of Magic officials since I last inspected your facilities. I will be pleased to reassure the International Confederation of Wizards that Ministry security has been much improved since June 1996.
However, I am concerned to note from your missive that you are already aware of the time and location of our debriefing meeting. Moreover, when I arrived on site this evening your new facility appeared to have been opened already, prior to the appointed time as shown by the Ministry's own clocks. This would suggest a breach of either the Telemagical Restraint Directive (implemented in Britain as the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Online Sorcery) or the International Statute of Temporal Stability.
As you are no doubt aware, breaching either carries severe consequences, and I look forward to receiving a comprehensive explanation at our meeting tomorrow.
In the meantime, I wish you a very pleasant evening.
Sincerely,
Chthonia
pp RD Taype
High Inquisitor, Secrecy and Security
PS. I think there must be something wrong with your plates. None of the featured cats appear to be moving, and I can assure you this has nothing to do with my inspection.
Couldn't resist picking up the gauntlet!
Along with 110 others, so far - including Lucius, twice (pages 5 and 6). Also recommended are posts by Laica (page 4), Pavonis (awesomely quick off the mark on page 1), PixieOfBadFaith (foot of page 3) and the one that made me laugh aloud, Marie van Agthoven (near the bottom of page 5). Go have a (high-pitched, girlish) giggle!
And if anyone responsible for FAP happens across this entry - great job, guys. Gotta love a fandom with a sense of humour. :)
